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Joke of the Day
"My Mexican friend told me this one. Whats an owl say? Quien?"
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"My only real accomplishment in life is knowing all the words to Coolio's ""gangsta's paradise""."
"Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !"
"Today's interpretive dance was brought to you by ""Spider On My Shirt"". Up next we have ""Oh jeeze, where did it go?!"""
"Judge: You stand before me accused of being a duvet. How do you plead? Defendant: Not quilty."
"Why is PC the mustard race? Because consoles can't ketchup."
"Putting up Christmas decorations was a bad idea. I'm drunk and stuck on top of the house with an inflatable Easter Bunny."
"What did the pig say to the drunk man? Licence and registration please."
"The fastest and most deadly land mammal is a woman who has noticed another woman flirting with her man."
"My wife told me ""Sex is better on holiday"". That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."