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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years."

"How does a psychiatrist like his sausages? Freud"

"Why can black women twerk so well? They learned from their father how to bounce."

"Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels."

"Rearrange the letters P-N-E-S-I to spell out an important part of human anatomy that is more useful when it is erect. Er... SPINE?"

"Let's hollow out a meatball & just live in there forever like James & the giant peach but instead of a peach it's a meatball do you get it?"

"How many Tourette's sufferers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fuck you god damn shit cunt just one of us asshole bitch bastard!"

"My girl stayed true and my dog didn't die, I'm sober ~no country song ever."

"If someone tells you he has a centrifuge on a submarine, don't believe him! It's a subterfuge..."

"When I was 15, my dad found my stash of porn magazines. To teach me a lesson, he sat there and made me masturbate to every one."