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Joke of the Day
"My girl stayed true and my dog didn't die, I'm sober ~no country song ever."
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"I don't even have a theory where Malaysia is."
"What did the two oceans say to each other Nothing.. They waved."
"Mom writes to her son in Poland's army: ""Dear Son, I am writing this letter ever so slowly..... ....because I know you cannot read fast"""
"I don't feel bad ignoring the baby when she cries. If she really needs something, she should text me."
"I like my coffee how I like my women... Cold."
"I wanted to start a business selling soap art, but soapart.com was already taken by a support group for divorcees."
"Half of all the people who go to an abortion clinic come out alive..."
"Why did the band Nickelback get booed at the football halftime show? Because they suck."
"What does Mario use to talk to dead people? A Luigi Board"