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Joke of the Day

"How do you draw an Overwatch character? You Tracer."

"[God creating bats] GOD: I wonder what a bird would look like if it was a demon?"

"i feel wrong i think im having a dyslexic stroke. i cant smell anything on the left side of my body and i feel toast."

"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally had no arms. Knock knock ""Who's there?"" Not Sally"

"Quack Quack Who's there? A duck."

"People say I'm just distrusting, but I don't believe them."

"What did the doctors office say to the hurricane? Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins"

"[spider confronting me] him: yo did you steal my coat? me: [wearing 8-sleeved coat] no this is mine"

"The reason you can't go back after going black is because none of them have a car to take you back or a job to buy gas."

"What size box of condoms do you never want to buy? The family size."