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Joke of the Day

"Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground? Because deep down they're real nice"

"I went to the library today to get a book about conspiracies. There were none there. Coincidence?"

"Difference between a three ring circus and a strip club? One is a cunning array of stunts!"

"I can still remember my Grandpa's last words to me: ""Are you still holding the ladder?"""

"good dancer:D :D hahah Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"People say I'm bad at delivering jokes... Which is why I'm not the delivery boy for Domino's anymore"

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research."

"What did the gay guy say to the scared straight guys? ""You guys are fucking pussies!"""

"Four out of five people enjoy gang rape you sick bastard"

"I've been dating this really sweet homeless guy. I think it's getting serious. He's asked me to move out with him."