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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he's married"
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"A really hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years time. I mean, come on guys, I don't have 20/20 vision."
"Yo mama so ugly the bassilisk couldn't look her in the eye."
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"Guess what came in the mail today? Deez nuts. HAH GOT EM!"
"What do you call a puppy with a camera? A furtographer"
"There's two things I can't stand in this world: people intolerant of other's cultures... and the Dutch."
"A man walks by a bar, the sign says ""lobster tail and beer $10"" He goes, what a deal for my 3 favourite things!"
"Punch Lines ""The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."""
"do you know how many Viet Nam vets it takes to change a light bulb? NO...YOU DON'T KNOW...YOU WEREN'T THERE"