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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 2 algebraists who marry? Prime mates"

"Was just watching Animal Planet, and get this, hippos don't really eat marbles!"

"Watched a sad porno the other day... [NSFW] It was a real tear jerker."

"If only Lord Ram used Apple maps to reach Ayodhya, Beijing would have been celebrating Diwali today."

"A joke from my 5 year old brother... Q: What has four legs but doesn't move? A: A statue of a dog!"

"Life... It's just an f in lie."

"My boyfriend said this when he was high: ""Who founded the KKK?"" ""Forrest Gump, because it's fuckin retarded."" Edit: NSFW"

"How'd you get a black eye? Walked into a door. [Later, another shiner] More doors? *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors."

"Dogs are great for meeting girls. Pack of dogs attack a girl she's gonna need to go to a hospital. Who's gonna drive her? That's right. You."

"I don't like listening to loud frequencies. After a while, it hertz your ears."