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Joke of the Day

"Why do Black people like Kia so much? Because it has Soul."

"why pay kristen stewart millions of dollars when a cardboard cutout of kristen stewart will give the exact same performance for free"

"Why did the Pakistani cook get fired? He could only cook eggs Sunni side up and, honestly, they tasted like Shi'ite."

"How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible"

"What do you call Mexican stoners? Baked beans"

"I was thinking of shaving my beard But it really grew on me."

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his wife when she asked if Christmas was his favourite holiday I still love Easter, Baby."

"How is today Monday? It was Friday only a few hours ago..."

"[Bunch of 6 year olds knock on my door] ""TRICK OR TREAT!"" You kids are in for a real treat... *slips each of them a copy of my demo tape*"

"Did you used to blow bubbles when you were younger? Well, he's back in town lookin' for ya!"