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Joke of the Day

"My need for caffeine is so bad I'm going to AA for the free coffee"

"Did you hear about the mathematician who became a monk? One evening he was solving a trigonometric equation and then he saw a sine."

"What is a mathematician's favorite food? A slice of Pi."

"Why did the stoplight turn red? Well, wouldn't you turn red if you were caught changing in the middle of the street?"

"What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line? Stopping it with a shovel."

"Why does Elmer Fudd only let Bug's Bunny eat snickers bars? Because silly wabbit, twix are for kids!"

"Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom? He had no body to go with."

"The scariest thing about the terrorists is how fast they can do the monkey bars in their training camp videos."

"What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic? Going in to ask for a coat hanger!"

"I went by the house I grew up in and went to the door and asked if I could take a look around. They said ""no"" and slammed the door in my face Parents can be real jerks"