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Joke of the Day
"The lights at the Chinese restaurant were too bright... ... so the manager had to dim sum"
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"How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank? The rear-view mirrors"
"Apple pie isn't American unless you eat the whole thing in one sitting."
"What would the war be called if Donald Trump started war on the Mexicans? World war Juan"
"Hey baby! What's up? Baby: My mother's uterus."
"A friend of mine just retired from the Department of Statistics, he has truly taken leave of his census."
"What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards? Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents."
"What idiot called it Canada and not the US of Eh?"
"Why French Fighter jet are name phantom? Because they don't exist."
"Oh, you love your boyfriend? Please, go ahead and saturate my Facebook news feed with your feelings."