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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards? Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents."

"I posted a joke about ISIS killing themselves with their own bombs You can view it @ http://puu.sh/j83On/f79d53bf57.png"

"Disney's Aladdin taught me that as long as you have a foundation of lies, actual magic, and one of you is rich, a relationship can work."

"*dramatically gets out of bean bag chair for 20 minutes*"

"I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high."

"[NSFW]A more honest retelling of John F. Kennedy's famous quote on lunar exploration. ""We choose to go to the moon, and Marilyn Monroe's bedroom, because it is easy and because I am hard."" JFK - 1961."

"Why are most male politicians gay? They can only mandate."

"I'd say 6:30 is the best time on a clock. Hands down."

"I don't want to know the truth. Lie to me and make it ok."

"Hey baby, do you like tan lines? Because I fell asleep with a badminton racquet on my face again and"