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Joke of the Day
"I just invented a new word Plagiarism."
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"I finally got my first interview since moving to the US. Almost able to say something more romantic to the GF than ""you're out of batteries"""
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"What gets wet as it dries? Texas after a drought."
"What is Santa's favourite metal band? Sleigh-er"
"[@ Sunbeam Bread factory job interview] Boss: Your resume says you are ""definitely not 3 ducks in a suit."" 3 Ducks In A Suit: That's correct"
"Oh cool this dress has pockets to keep my snacks in"