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Joke of the Day
"Dream Job My dream job is cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing."
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"I have a joke about Ikea but I can't put it together"
"[Red Lobster] Waiter: we're offering Endless Shrimp. Me: bring me the endless shrimp <5 days later> Waiter: please leave, I have a family"
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"Why do chemists love bad jokes? Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions"
"First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires... Somewhere there is a scouser with a lamp and one wish left. /english humour"