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"I took part in an erection competition over the weekend I made it to the semi's"
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"The camera adds 10 pounds. The front facing iPhone camera adds 437 pounds."
"""I'm Bill Gates, today I'll teach you how to count to 10"" 1, 2, 3, NT, 95, 98, 2000, Me, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10"
"And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life""... But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit."
"What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with? Ctrl+P"
"When Vanna White dies... Do you think her family will receive a lot of touching letters?"
"I just watched ""the Martian"" - What an unrealistic movie... ...Sean Bean survives."
"Do you speak sign language? No, we sign it."
"What did the river say when it saw the beavers? I'll be dammed."
"There are two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"