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Joke of the Day

"Beth on Facebook ""Can't believe its Monday again already""... if only there were some way for her to calculate the order in which days occur."

"Did you hear? If the democratic candidate wins the white house... the president will be taking a pay cut. It works out to be about 22%."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Aids."

"Dark humor What is green and turns red, when you press the button? A frog in a blender"

"(NSFW) I made my girl so wet last night... ...that bitch is STILL crying..."

"If E.A made an alphabet. Do you think if E.A made an alphabet they would make a free betabet then release the the betabet as an alphabet?"

"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes."

"Why do emo's always act so sour? Because you can't spell Lemon without emo."

"A kid gets home very distressed..... And says ""mom everyone at school says that im always distracted"" ""FOR THE LAST TIME KID, YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR!!!!"""

"""Genetically modified food is very much safe for human consumption"" the tomato on my plate reassuringly explained to me."