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Joke of the Day

"Why do Asian girls have small breasts? Because their fathers want them to have A's."

"I used to work at a public swimming pool But I got fired because every time I saw an Islamic family I pointed to the no bombing sighn"

"How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house? Paint a goal line on your driveway."

"What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity? Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)"

"Trump won because The Office went off the air in 2013, depriving liberals of their connection to Scranton."

"A Chinese man goes to the optician and the doctor tells him he has a Cataract. That Chinese man says ""no, I have a BMW""."

"Vet: ""I can see the head... ...here's the neck... ...more neck... ...more neck... ...neck... ...neck... ...neck... ...still more neck... ...neck... ...it's a giraffe!"""

"What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.? His brother with the DVR"

"Jobs: You Need To Have Your BA *got BA Jobs: you need 5yrs experience *5years later Jobs: You need a MA *Got MA Jobs: we need some1 young"

"I went to a party as a pirate (oc) I went to a party as a pirate and met a girl dressed as a whale She wasn't into me You can say I walked the plankton"