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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between an Olympic runner and Hitler? An Olympic runner can finish a race."
Next Joke
"I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport."
"What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims? Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah"
"My Asian girlfriend told me there's nothing wrong with having a little penis. I still wish she didn't have one, though..."
"I wish I could be like Wall Street Seems to be in bed with a lot of people these days!"
"You're missing the point and possibly a chromosome..."
"I have never managed to find a happy medium All the one's I've ever met have a haunted look to them."
"Don't kill yourself over a boy, he'll bring another girl to your funeral."
"Like a recovering crack addict, my computer is broken & I can only use others in small doses. A little facebook goes a long way. *twitch*"
"Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of Muesli? He was pulled under by a strong currant"