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Joke of the Day

"I used to have a fear for speed bumps... But I'm slowly getting over it. Edit: Why is this flaired as dirty?"

"What is the difference between Trump supporters and everyone else? Trump supporters vote"

"What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common? They're both summary!"

"Food products made from real ingredients, unlike margarine, are whey butter."

"ME: Dave's coming over for tea WIFE: Dave from work or Dave I'm having a secret affair with? DAVE: *from inside wardrobe* I don't eat peas"

"*Cowboy stares at the horizon* ""A storm's comin"" [In the distance, Darude 'Sandstorm' can be heard faintly] *Cowboy cracks a glowstick*"

"I wasn't entirely comfortable slaughtering that goat under the light of a full moon but grandma's gravy recipe was very specific."

"What do cats love to read. catalogs"

"In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!"

"How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just shoot the room for being black."