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Joke of the Day

"How do you fit four gays on one stool? Flip it upside-down. (sorry in advance)"

"Me: Hey, look, I can't stay long, I've got a cab downstairs. Her: You took a cab? Me: I'm gonna give it back!"

"Why are the buses in London red? You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes."

"[Leaving ballgame] Officer: have you been drinking? Me: Yes, but I assure you officer I can't afford to get drunk there."

"What do you call a group of women with small breasts An itty bitty titty committee"

"You should always stay the night with a farmer's daughter... Their morning routine begins with a cock in their ear."

"Two flies are on a toilet seat. One gets pissed off."

"I've just been dumped by my girlfriend. She found me creepy because I have a nickname for my penis. Guess now that I'm single again, I'll have to take Matters into my own hands."

"Oh crap, I just realized I've been posting to Friendster for the last month."

"Just bought lean chicken breasts instead of hot wings for supper because I'm a stupid fucking mature adult."