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Joke of the Day

"Two flies are on a toilet seat. One gets pissed off."

"Motorcycles, more like donor cycles."

"At the school for the hearing impaired... ...no one can hear you scream!"

"2 Penises rob a bank 2 Penises are busy robbing a bank. All of a sudden a vibrator bursts through the doors. The one penis says to the other: ""Oh fuck! It's RoboCop!'"

"When friends or family ask me if I'm going to have another baby, I just gesture at the chaos of my life and yell, ""ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"""

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid $20 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest."

"How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably one but you can't generalise."

"How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same? They both steal your bike."

"How do you stop a fish from smelling? Cut its nose off."

"My brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes the more he sees food the more he eats."