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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish daughter asks her Jewish dad for forty dollars to go to the movies... the dad says: ""Thirty dollars?! what do you need twenty five dollars for?!"""

"A man gets a quote tattooed on his dick. He goes home to his wife who says, ""stop trying to put words in my mouth!"""

"I've really got into dating black chicks recently. Not because they take my fancy but I'm really bad at meeting the dad."

"Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back."

"How does a man who cannot curse kill someone? He buttbuttinates them..."

"Did you hear, Tony the Tiger was murdered. It was a cereal killer"

"World: Hey check out this sport we made called football. America: *sips beer* Check out this other sport I just made called football."

"What did the Father Buffalo say to his boy as he was leaving for college? Bi son (dangit, not sure how I tagged it dirty. Submitted on my phone through BaconReader)"

"What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed? Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!"

"What if Harambe was shot by a time traveler trying to prevent Planet of the Apes"