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Joke of the Day

"There's been a lot of sexual assaults at a bread store in India The media's calling it the Rape of Naan King"

"A law student walks into the bar... ...and passes with flying colors."

"Houses in detroit are a lot like cheap ugly hookers... Only $1, but still no one wants them."

"The only thing keeping me from cutting eye holes in a newspaper to spy on people in the coffee shop is my constant lack of scissors."

"Why did Pinocchio tell lies? Because he was a fucking liar! -from Louis CK's AMA-"

"What did the bee say to his wife? No on knows. It's a Mister Bee."

"Women belong in the house... ...and the senate too"

"A skeleton walks into a bar... And says ""gimme a beer and a mop."""

"How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts Wi' jamin."

"Oldie but goody... What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"