157659

Joke of the Day

"There's been a lot of sexual assaults at a bread store in India The media's calling it the Rape of Naan King"

"how does james bond prefer his women? shaven, not furred"

"So the Mayor of London Boris Johnson has knocked a 10 year old boy to the ground... Then again... wouldn't be the first time a British MPs tackle has hurt an under aged child would it?"

"No beer or Snacks?!? WORST. PARTY. EVER. Family: uh...this is an Intervention Me: LAME, look, Grandmas so bored she's crying"

"My ex had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more evil I still don't know how much she charged him though."

"Guys, don't take the first step cause girls hate that easy guy. Also, you must take the first step cause they hate the shy one. Good luck!"

"""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing... Unless you're at a funeral."

"If you see your friend Jack on the plane... Don't say hi. Especially if his last name is King."

"An opinion without 3.1415926535897932.... is just an onion."

"Just a reminder that parrots can talk."