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Joke of the Day
"An opinion without 3.1415926535897932.... is just an onion."
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"I finally got my hands on a sign language translator. It comes in really handy."
"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Cause the it would be a foot!"
"Did you hear that Bjork covered a Lady Gaga song? It's called ""Bjorn This Way""."
"What is a dank memers favorite letter? A"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bull ! Bull who ? Bull the chain when your done !"
"How do make a gay guy fuck a woman? How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman? - Shit in her cunt."
"What's the similarities between Las Vegas and Manchester? You can pay for the prostitutes using chips"
"Kids are back to school & all I do is worry about their guinea pig. Is she lonely? Bored? Silly? I should probably hold her. I need a life."
"Snitching is common in Thompkins Square Park It's full of rats"