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Joke of the Day
"How do you measure the mass of God? Yahweh it of course."
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"Ever heard of the band called 1023 Megabites? Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet."
"An interrogator that just goes into the room and loudly eats a peach until the suspect confesses to everything."
"Me: Oh my god, that cat is adorable! She's the cutest kitty I've ever seen! Cat: I just want to be friends."
"Some guy told me he liked me, but he doesn't follow me on twitter so his opinion is invalid."
"What is an astronaut's favorite meal? Launch"
"Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth? r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!"
"What do you call it when you're run over by a German? Hunover."
"Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop."
"Want to hear a good physics pun? It's relatively funny."