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Joke of the Day
"What food describes most men? Jerky."
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"After all these years, Bono 'still hasn't found what he's looking for'. Perhaps he might have more luck if he took those stupid sunglasses off..."
"My dad told me this one: What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and 50 nuns? 100 people who don't do dick."
"What's the difference between Santa and Jewish Santa? One goes down the chimney, the other goes up."
"Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models."
"What do you call a door only used by prostitutes? Ho-dor"
"The Queen is what she drinks... Royalty [ I hope this isn't a repost. I thought of it on my own]"
"I hate weddings, funerals and the symphony. I never know when to clap."
"No joke will ever be too soon for Joan Rivers thread. Joan Rivers died doing what she loved to do best. Surgery."
"Horny rooster What does a normal rooster say? cock-a-doodle-doo! what does a horny rooster say? any-cock-will-do!"