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Joke of the Day
"I'm right 97% of the time. So who cares about the other 4%?"
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"Accordion to studies... Most people don't replace the first word of a sentence with an instrument"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette"
"Did you hear about the Indian that drank 50 cups of Tea? He drowned in his Tea Pee."
"I like to skip when I'm carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever suspects a skipping girl of starting fires."
"Chuck Norris farted once. He did it in the Sahara forest."
"The movie Scarface taught us that abusing cocaine can lead to making bad decisions--for example: the script, the soundtrack, and the acting."
"Eating broccoli is a lot like anal sex... If you're forced to have it as a kid, it's less enjoyable when you're an adult."
"getting my loan approved at the bank by lying on my back and executing a series of flawless air kicks right there in the lobbby"
"Ever notice when you need to delete a phone app and you get the icons jiggling? They seem all panicky about who's getting cut from the team"