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Joke of the Day
"What's more useless than a condom at a feminist rally? Everyone there."
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"What is the difference between a group of Pygmy riddlers and a lesbian track team? One is a group of cunning runts and the other is a group of running cunts."
"$1 joke from homeless man on Santa Monica pier- ""What did 1 butt cheek say to the other butt cheek"" "" Together We can stop this shit"""
"I love how insurance companies offer ""accident forgiveness"" like they're some sort of ancient deity pardoning your existence."
"What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice? The bag of rice can feed a family of four."
"Sorry I was cleaning my phone screen and accidentally took 37 selfies."
"Why are farmers so wealthy? Because their stalks are always growing."
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon master? Ash"
"I like my woman just like my cucumbers Pickled"
"I lost my teeth eating candy at the wrong time of day Just as her husband got home"