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Joke of the Day

"Some cultures fear that when someone takes your photograph they steal your soul. You should be fine, though."

"I hate it when the neighbor's dog gets out because I accidentally pick the lock on their gate, leave it open, and put down a trail of food"

"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. EDIT: LADDER. I MEANT LADDER."

"I know 1 really sick joke He has been in the hospital for years."

"I typed ""Cigarettes"" in the search bar and it said ""No Matches"". The universe has spoken."

"My favorite knock knock joke ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there"" ""I eat mop"" ""I eat mop who?"" *Laughter and pointing*"

"A pirate walks into a bar with a ships steering wheel in the front of his pants. The bartender asks ""isn't that bothering you?"" The pirate replies ""aye, it be driving me nuts."""

"Why did the tin man go to hell? Because he's a sinner."

"What does a Muslim with allergies say? Al-achoo Akbar."

"Life is like a box of chocolates. I'm allergic to everything in it."