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Joke of the Day
"All this talk about Trump hating immigrants... Yet he married two of them."
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"My German plumber accidentally hooked up my gas line to my shower... Looks like old habits die hard."
"Why do jews have big noses? Because air is free."
"(Super Smash Bros. Joke) Why do waiters like a good Marth player? He tips well."
"I did a theatrical performance on puns once... It was a play on words!!! Ba-dum-Ching!! (I'll let myself out now)"
"Everyone's all worried about World War III. Worry about the important shit. Batman's fighting Superman in 2016."
"What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone? A psycho-path."
"How is Reddit like fencing? Ripostes everywhere."
"I found a substance that works like catnip, except only for Chinese bears I'd release it, but that would cause pandamoanium."
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 8 pints."