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Joke of the Day

"Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom? They were boldly going where no man has gone before"

"As a German, you know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. Our engineering is perfect."

"What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""

"Dark humour is like a child with cancer It never gets old."

"*tosses banana peel out the window during a police chase*"

"Dont Use Your Dirty Mind **What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!**"

"Barista: ""Welcome to Starbucks!"" Me: ""Large coffee please."" B: ""It's venti!"" Me: ""Then close all the windows after you get my large coffee."""

"Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She caused frequent blue-screens and IRQ time-out errors."

"On a scale of 1 to 10 you can't even weigh yourself unless you are an infant or leprechaun or something."

"Prisons and psych wards in movies always make it seem like an indignity, but I think it'd be nice to receive food through a slot in my door."