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Joke of the Day
"Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant? Because the state abolished plant parenthood"
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"""Bro, can you give me some kinda book or pamphlet for this location or product, bro?"" Brochure."
"So a man walks into a bar... It must have hurt like a sonuvabitch."
"The MTV Movie Awards are a great reminder of why kids should never be allowed to vote."
"I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week Phoned her up to arrange a date, but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs."
"I remember Pandora back when it was called your dad trying to find a song he liked on a road trip."
"Have you guys heard about the new internet milk? It's for cereal."
"What do get when you cross 50 female pigs with 50 male deer? One hundred sows and bucks?"
"A Nazi and Jew walk into a bar.... Or was it a gas chamber i can't remember"
"A man walks into an apple store and...... farts every one is really angry and there all shouting so he says it's not my fault you don't have windows"