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Joke of the Day
"Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant? Because the state abolished plant parenthood"
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"Why was six scared of seven?"
"I disagree with liquor store hours. It's 8am..let me in."
"What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed? Biodegradable."
"[Corporate Olive Garden meeting, 1985] Jesus: Let's do unlimited breadsticks. CEO: How can we supply that many? Jesus: *winks at camera*"
"Man didn't invent the wheel It invented itself after seeing Chuck Norris."
"A Muslim tried to tell a joke It bombed."
"What's a porn stars favorite drink? 7up in cider"
"Nick Cave is not on Tinder because he's the Grindr man."