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Joke of the Day

"My sex life is like my credit card. It expired a long time ago."

"No One Understands Me I'm a barefooter, so no one can walk a mile in my shoes."

"What does a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one."

"Why is incest so fun? Because it's a game that the whole family can play."

"And the lord said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But john came fifth, and only won a toaster!"

"What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"

"idea for haunted house: dimly lit grocery store sprinkled with people you haven't talked to since high school"

"So a skeleton walks into a bar... and asks for a beer and a mop"

"Why does Saturn have rings? God really liked it so he put rings on it."

"I think my dog is gay because he wags his tail every time I suck his dick."