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Joke of the Day
"Million dollar idea: an alarm clock that plays Nickelback if you hit snooze."
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"What do you call a chinese jew? Oriental Cooking"
"BLONDE BRAIN Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea? A: Inflate it."
"What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture? Carrion my wayward son"