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Joke of the Day
"Million dollar idea: an alarm clock that plays Nickelback if you hit snooze."
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"unrelated but I believe strongly that Woody Woodpecker is a lesbian"
"Where do chicken strips find love? Chicken tinder ~Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem"
"What do you do if you find a trumpet growing in your scottish garden? You root it ooot!"
"Today I Called Shotgun... And the cop still put me in the backseat..."
"Did you know it's impossible to piss your pants on purpose? It's a weird biological thing"
"Mr Peg, my Digital Photography teacher, just passed away. Rest in peace Jay."
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it"
"I figured out why we abbreviate BlowJob with BJ 'cuz it's a mouthful"
"You're so fat and unfunny... that the only punchlines you have are stained on your shirt."