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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe that Trump is banning Muslims from the U.S. Like, Syria-sly America?"

"Did you hear Charlie Sheen has HIV? He thinks he got it after sleeping with two and a half men."

"A cute girl with brilliance is the best thing in the world that doesn't have cheese on it Wait couldn't I just put the che Mother of god"

"""Sir... your family is dead. APRIL FOOLS!!!! Kidding!!! Your son made it! He's in a coma! OMG You shoulda seen your face!"" - Worst ER doc"

"I might go to the airport and hold up a sign that says ""BABES"" and hope I get lucky."

"[Barney the purple dinosaur comes on TV] 3-year-old: I hate this show. Me: What's wrong with it? 3-year-old: He never eats anybody."

"Black Jews Whats the worst part of being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven"

"How to make a hormone? Don't pay her"

"I'm not saying your dumb. I'm saying you're dumb."

"I tried to make a smoothie for lunch. Apparently, three frozen pizzas will break a juicer."