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Joke of the Day

"A man has been shot with a starting pistol... The police are pretty sure it's race related."

"Synonames: two names that fit the same type of person (see: Trish and Pam)"

"You need glasses when you do maths Because it helps with division. -Barbara from Rooster Teeth"

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!"

"Why are Jewish Women like the Bermuda triangle They both swallow seamen."

"What is Dracula's favorite pudding? Leeches and scream."

"I refrain from jogging in the morning because according to Law & Order: SVU there is a 95% chance you'll find a dead body"

"I'd expect Captain America to be fatter."

"Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it."

"I'd like to tell a joke about Dratini... Only urbanites will get it."