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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blind German? A nazi."
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"we get it people on instagram you went outside congratulations"
"What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be? A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me."
"What's the difference between a frog and a cat? A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night."
"Why is it so hard for programmers to get a prescription for pain killers? They have a history with codeine."
"What kind of punch hurts children the most? A sandy hook."
"Today has been the best day of my life as I am no longer a 30 year old virgin! I turned 31 today."
"How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
"Five second rule? Pfft. What's the point of having an immune system if you're not going to use it?"
"What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate? ""OH^- NO^3+ !"""