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Joke of the Day

"One in every 2 and a half men is HIV positive."

"Identity theft is the most diabolical way someone can compliment you on doing a good job at life."

"The sheer terror of laughing at a joke you didn't understand and then someone asking you to explain it to them."

"why didnt the pedicurist accept black customers she was blacktoes intolerant..."

"I have nice cans and beautiful ass, yet nobody likes me.. apparently you should also belong to the right gender."

"No matter how loud she screams, DO NOT take IT out. protect your credit card guys :)"

"The cure for premature ejaculation is coming soon."

"I was going to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."

"There are three kinds of people in the world... The ones that know how to count and the ones that dont"

"What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has ""apple"" in it? A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth."