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Joke of the Day

"My password is the last 9 digits of pi."

"What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog? Deciding which to tell people first."

"What am I gonna do with a river? Could you cry me a beer?"

"Starbucks and Hooters should merge. Can you imagine ordering a Double D Latte? Everything you need in a cup or two."

"A man had a stroke and lost the use of the left side of his body. He's all right now."

"Really not liking this new Reddit app update. I'm going to be sharing it all day."

"Woke up this morning with a pillow over my face, hearing someone muttering ""...it would be so easy..."""

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? R? You'd think that but it's the C."

"If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog shit in my yard."

"What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up? JESUS HALLELUJAH"