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Joke of the Day

"They just found a Black guy hanging from a tree with 79 stab wounds in Alabama.... The police say it's the worst case of suicide they've ever seen"

"I'll always remember Granddad's last words to me... ""WHAT'RE YOU DOING IN HERE WITH THAT HAMMER?"""

"I visited my doctor last week, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why, because surely it's not dangerous. He said it was distracting him."

"What did the horse get on his blood test B Neigh-getive"

"What do you call a drug dealer in a strip club A hardened criminal"

"Alabama has changed its drinking age to 28 Lawmakers warrant this by saying it is meant to keep alcohol out of high school"

"Trump just said if he's elected he'll shut down the corrugated container industry He wants to make America crate again"

"What is a man's ultimate shame? When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!"

"Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking...... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef."

"Eating a cucumber would be the 2nd worst way to discover that you are allergic to cucumbers."