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Joke of the Day
"Cauliflower is just cabbage rocking an afro."
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"I was checking out a Jewish girl the other day. Her barcode wouldn't scan."
"A coworker of mine recently had a miscarriage and it really changed her. She's not the same joyful, full-of-energy kind of person she used to be. It's like she lost her inner child."
"Dark humor is like a child with cancer, It never gets old."
"*phone rings Me: Hello? Telemarketer: Hello how are you today? Me to son: Come here baby, SpiderMan is on the phone!"
"My sweatpants just greeted me at the door like a loyal dog."
"It's not true that all black people are mistreated in America Some black people are mistreated in other countries."
"[God Creating] Lucifer: Make them wake up paralyzed sometimes G: That sounds horrible L: People will love it G: Hm, I trusted you on spiders"
"I dated a girl with a lazy eye once. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."
"What did the the dad say to the feminist? Hugh Mungus"