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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper? To hide his nuts!!"
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"Two fish were in a tank... and one says ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"What's an ""innuendo"" ? An Italian suppository"
"Now that we have finally started to accept LGBT people inour society... ...I think Iowans will soon follow"
"What did one pizza tell the other pizza? A cheesy pun."
"Boss Lady was NOT OK with me dancing around with binder clips on my nipples. Apparently we have different definitions of ""Casual Friday"""
"I let my baby girl know she can do anything. Except taking the bow out of her hair cuz IT'S REALLY CUTE AND SHE NEEDS TO LEAVE IT ALONE."
"When Chris Angle levitated in front of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris just laughed and flew away."
"What do Muslims and the BBC have in common? They both cover up for pedophiles."
"""No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye."" Auric Goldfinger giving instructions at his Easter egg decorating party."