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Joke of the Day
"When Chris Angle levitated in front of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris just laughed and flew away."
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"What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life? A fish"
"If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ... does that mean that one enjoys it?"
"To predict how someone is going to treat you, look at how they treat the waiters."
"What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work? Bye, son."
"The best part about being ugly? You don't have to change your profile picture for Halloween."
"What is Irish and sits on your deck? Patty O'Furniture !"
"What did Alan Rickman say when he stood over David Bowie's grave? Do you mind if I Slytherin?"
"How does an elephant climb a tree? He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up."
"Me and the wife had a argument about what desserts to have, it turned into a custardy battle."