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Joke of the Day
"When Chris Angle levitated in front of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris just laughed and flew away."
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"What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? His korea is over!"
"Tried to donate blood today but they had too many questions about where I got it."
"When I was 13 I prayed to God to lengthen my penis by 1"". I think I made him angry. Either that or the Olympian Gods answered my prayer."
"How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb. None. Californians screw in hot tubs."
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator."
"How do black people grow? Their knee grows!"
"""why do women always take sooo long to put their makeup on?"" because makeup is war paint for Being In Public, clearly"
"REPUBLICAN (running for office): We need to make haircuts safer! REPUBLICAN (in office): Haircuts will only be done using chainsaws."
"""This is not the Droid you're looking for."" - Obi Wan helping Yoda pick out a new phone"