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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus? I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton."

"did you hear about the Chinese lift repairman? , it was Wong on so many levels."

"I like to think that hobos that talk to themselves are just recording a podcast."

"You'd think a dude named Captain Crunch would have amazing abs."

"Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay? He had served his sentence."

"I love Mondays... It's when I take my weekly sarcasm class."

"What's green, has 6 legs and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table..."

"How can you tell when an auto mechanic jus had sext One of his fingers is clean!!"

"I swear I change my mind about this election every time I open up facebook. My high school friends are political geniuses!"

"Who's the only living relative of penguin? His Aunt Arctica"