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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell when an auto mechanic jus had sext One of his fingers is clean!!"
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"What's your New Year's resolution? Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately."
"A Bill Dawes one-liner ""Sex with two guys and a girl isn't called a threesome it's gay sex with a witness"""
"This week, paleontologists discovered a blind dinosaur They named him Doyouthinkhesaurus"
"I just bought a car flag for independence day, for only two dollars.. Now i just need to buy a car, and i am all set."
"MOM DON'T COME IN!! *mom opens door & you're playing with pokemon, except they're real* HOW MUCH OF THE TRUTH ARE YOU READY TO HEAR MOM"
"You know a girl is too young for you... If you have to make the aeroplane noise to get your cock in her mouth Credit: Jimmy Carr"
"How much money does a gay pornstar earn? A buttload"
"'Why are they arresting that dog?!? What did he do?!?' --my 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car"
"(: N poo Love, Australia."