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Joke of the Day

"b-52's songs: -'love shack' -'hate shed' -'sad tent' -'happy igloo' -'frustrated RV' -'depression garage' -'melancholy lake house'"

"I really want a sandwich, but I just don't have the time or energy to find a girlfriend right now....."

"A woman walks into a hospital... for a routine checkup on her pregnancy. The nurse looks at her file and says ""Oh! Twins! Were they spontaneous?"" The woman replies ""No, we had sex first."""

"A man walks into a bar... Another man ducks."

"Doctor I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!"

"Why did the Carpenters wife leave him? Because he was screwing around."

"PMS jokes are not funny period."

"Q: What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in? A: MOVIES!"

"You're shoes are untied! April fools! Got ya!!"

"What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most? Harrelson's woodie."