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Joke of the Day

"b-52's songs: -'love shack' -'hate shed' -'sad tent' -'happy igloo' -'frustrated RV' -'depression garage' -'melancholy lake house'"

"Why does Piglet smell? Because he plays with Pooh."

"What do you call a dizzy asian? Disorientaled."

"Is there a difference between our farts? Your gas is as good as mine :\"

"How do you seperate the men from the boys? A crowbar."

"Did you hear about the German Jockey? He came in pferd"

"How do you know your at a gay BBQ? The hotdogs taste like shit."

"Don't let herpes become yourpes."

"How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just make the nepalese do it."

"How does Moses make tea? Hewbrews it."