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Joke of the Day

"Who is this Rorschach guy? ... and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"

"What's a Canadian's favorite board game? Sorry!"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"Hi, how much for this torture device? Sir, that's a wedding ring."

"I like to combine danger with awkwardness by falling up stairs."

"What is the deadliest volcano? Mount Kill-a-man-jaro"

"What is Hitler's least favorite beverage? Juice."

"Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon? It don't need cleaning!"

"What do Porsche and Apple have in common? New product, same design."

"Why do marble statues look so mean? They have hearts of stone."