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Joke of the Day

"I saw your wife cheating on you. Sure? What was she wearing? A white and gold dress. Uff, what a relief, she was wearing a black and blue one."

"What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it!"

"Reddit is like a shiny new penny Its nice to look at but completely worthless"

"Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one."

"When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise"

"Stephen is a much nicer name than ""hen from a previous marriage."""

"I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy. This pan he sold me doesn't fly at all."

"What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian? One talks with his hands and makes goofy noises, and the other one can't hear."

"Sorry to text you so late but can your dog come over?"

"Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers? It's a shifty business."