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Joke of the Day

"I saw your wife cheating on you. Sure? What was she wearing? A white and gold dress. Uff, what a relief, she was wearing a black and blue one."

"If a guy stares at your boobs, just stare at his d!ck ... maybe squint a little bit"

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free!"

"I'm gonna start my own TV network called RealityTV(RTV) and play nothing but music videos"

"There's no time like the present. Or later. Later on is pretty similar, actually."

"A man sat on a baguette pointy end up. He claimed it was ""a pain in the ass""."

"Is Rick Moranis dead? or just his career?"

"Why did the blind kid fail geometry? He didnt see the point."

"Life is like a box of chocolates. People repeating the same movie quotes over and over until words have no meaning peanut tambourine ocelot"

"Ph.D students should not eat apples... Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."