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Joke of the Day

"Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She is a woman."

"I don't know why China wants to continue the One China policy... I mean, the One Child policy didn't turn out too well."

"Wife: ""Did you know that some idiot paid $96,000 for Princess Leia's gold bikini?"" Me: [nervously tightening my robe] ""Who would do that?"""

"What do you call a mexican who just took a shower? A clean beaner."

"I wish Bond movies gave a more realistic view of his jet lag and traveler's diarrhea."

"Most disgusting joke I know ... [NSFW] So, I was eating out my girlfriend when all of a sudden I tasted horse sperm. I couldn't help but shout out ""aha grandmother, so that's how you died!""."

"Boss: Can you look this up? Me: (munching on donut) Internet's closed. Boss: Oh. Me: Yeah, I think they're vacuuming it or something."

"Which cheese is made backwards? Edam! (Kill me)"

"Bottom line: parenting interferes with my ability to be lazy."

"Eye jokes aren't funny They're really cornea."