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Joke of the Day
"Who does a dead pharaoh talk to? His mummy."
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"What is a difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne actually comes on a boys face after he turns 12"
"I tried to come out of the closet by singing. It was my swan song"
"When's the best time to procrastinate? Later."
"If ""Precious"" is based on the novel by Sapphire, ""Twilight"" is based on the catalog by Abercrombie & Fitch"
"HEROIC ACT - I stick my head under dressing room doors to tell people they look nice in whatever they are trying on."
"What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help? Bro sure!"
"Eleven Years ago Greece won Euro 2004 Today, Greece would be happy with 2004 Euros."
"I like my women how I like my whiskey. 13 years old and mixed up with coke."
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one."