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Joke of the Day

"The Boston snowstorm so was bad the Canadians reported on it. They called it Tuesday."

"I told my friend that she had one of the nastiest bodies I've ever seen I hope she doesn't hold it against me."

"I don't need WebMD to tell me what's wrong with me, I have my mother."

"I died while having sex with a hooker... I guess you could say I was coming and going at the same time."

"My Dad's Motto My dad always lived by the motto ""work hard, play hard."" Until mum made him seek help for his Viagra addiction."

"What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice? polar-oids"

"The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound."

"remember when we were younger and we all thought 'bob' was a really common name but how many bobs do u actually know"

"Dildo gun What is the difference between a gun and a dildo? Nothing they both go bang but one shoots to kill and one shoots for some pleasure."

"I should make a gym that only accepts fat people I would get tons of business, tons"